// display joke
	var jokeString = new String("Man goes to the doctor complaining of an abnormality with his penis - it&rsquo;s totally blue.<br /><br />Hmmm, says the doc, this could be very serious, we&rsquo;re going to have to amputate your balls. It&rsquo;s either that or death.<br /><br />The guy is obviously upset, but he chooses to lose his balls and keep his life. The trouble is that the next week his penis is still blue.<br /><br />Hmm, says the doc, this is worse than I thought. We&rsquo;ll have to remove the whole penis and replace it with a tube.<br /><br />The guy is now really distraught but he consents to the operation. The next week he returns to the doctor again - this time the tube is blue.<br /><br />Hmm, says the doc, do you wear blue jeans? ");
	document.write(jokeString);