// display joke var jokeString = new String("A man goes in to see his family practice doctor

"Doc, I need your help"

"What's wrong?" his doctor asks, "Is everything ok?"

"Yeah, yeah" replies the man. "But I need to pick up some birth control pills for my 11 year old daughter"

"WHAT!" gasps the doctor. "You mean to tell me, that your 11 year old daughter is SEXUALLY ACTIVE?!?!"

"Nah... she just LAYS THERE like her mother!" "); document.write(jokeString);