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After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a 'burnout' in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him.

Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. 'Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself.'

'I am,' whispered Pete. 'I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I really make my money.'