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An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was wearing no knickers.
The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman: "It's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"
The woman scowled and replied angrily: "What the fuck did you expect? Feathers?"