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Two necrophiliacs work in a morgue, and one of them tells the other one: "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, she had a clitoris just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?"
"No, says the first, "sour."