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Jack and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
But soon Jack realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf match.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and therefore lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5 a.m."
The next morning, Jack woke up, only to discover that it was 9 a.m. and that his friends left for the golf course without him.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper read, "It's 5 a.m. Wake up."