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A man walking his three legged dog near Wembley finds a lamp, He rub it and out pops a genie. The genie says "I'll grant you one wish."
"Can you make my dog win Crufts" says the man.
"What with only three legs? Wish again" says the genie
"Okay." Says the bloke,"Can you arrange for England to win the World Cup?"
The genie ponders before telling him: "Lets have a look at that dog again."