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Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV.
"Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?"
"Iím sick of sports, Iím sick of TV," she replied. "You havenít touched me in months. Weíre going to talk about sex right now!"
"OK, OK. So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"