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Steve Davis (former world snooker champ) is practicing in a side room before a big match when this snooker groupie walks in "Oooh" she says "I'm your biggest fan".
After some small talk she finally says "You know I've always fantasized about doing it with you right on a snooker table".
"O.K." says Steve "I'm game".
So she strips off and bends over the table saying "Slip that big long cue of yours right into me". After awhile nothing has happened and she turns around and sees Steve standing behind her with a quizzical look on his face. "What's the matter?" she says.
"Weeell' says Steve "I can't decide whether to go for the pink or the brown".