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A social worker, a lawyer and a priest were taking a group of school children on a boat as part of a field trip. All of a sudden the boat hits rocks and starts to sink.
"Quick!, " yelled the social worker- "Give the life jackets to the kids"!
"F*** the kids" yelled the lawyer.
"Do you think we have time?" asked the priest