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A redneck and his friend, Tony, were out hunting ducks when suddenly, a magnificent mallard flew overhead. Shouldering his rifle, Tony blasted it from the sky.
"Great shot, huh?" he said.
"It sure was," said the redneck, "but you wasted a bullet."
"What are you talking about?"
"The fall alone would have killed it."