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A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He tells the bartender that he bets him a drink that he can fart the Star Spangled Banner. The barman responds "No way in hell that you can do that mister! You have a bet."
The man stands up on the bar, drops his pants, strains real hard & shits all over the bar.
"What the hell?!?" The bartender shouts, "You just shit all over my counter."
"Relax," says the man. "Even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat before he sings"