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This husband kisses his wife goodbye and drove off to work. Halfway there, he remembered that he forgot something. So he turned the car around and drove back home.
When he walked back into the bedroom of his house, there was his wife, lying totally nude on the bed and the milkman standing totally nude beside her.
The milkman promptly went into a squatting position on the rug and said, "I'm glad you're here, Mr. Smith, because I was just telling your wife that if she doesn't pay the milk bill, I'm gonna shit all over the floor."