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Three surgeons were having a drink after a busy day at work and were debating who was the best to operate on. The first surgeon said "I reckon Librarians are the best to operate on because their parts are all in alphabetical order."
The second surgeon said " Nah, Mathematicians are the best because their parts are all numbered!"
The third surgeon piped up and said " Nah, you're both wrong. Politicians are the best. They have no heart, no guts, no brains and their faces and arses are interchangeable!"