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Little Johnny went to English class and the teacher said she wanted the students to tell the class something that was exciting.
Little Johnny raised his hand up first, but he teacher called on Susy because Little Johnny's answers were sometimes crude. When Susy finished, the teacher asked for another example.
Little Johnny raised his hand, and against her better judgment the teacher called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny got up from his desk and drew a dot on the board and went back to his desk. The teacher asked him, "What's that?"
Little Johnny replied "A period."
The teacher asked him, "How's that exciting?"
Little Johnny answered, "Well when my sister said she missed hers, my dad shit, my mom fainted and the next door neighbor shot himself!"