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Little Johnny had to walk by a whorehouse on his way to school everyday. A prostitute always sat outside and called out, "Hi, Little Johnny!" (while wiggling her pinky).
Johnny asked why she always wiggled her pinky at him.
"Well that's about the size of your privates, isn't it?!?" She laughed at him.
The next day, Johnny walked by and she did it again, "Hi Little Johnny".
Johnny replied, as he put his fingers in his mouth to spread his lips apart and stretch out his mouth, "How you doing, lady!"