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Little Johnny's teacher says, "Class, today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, "Me, Miss Finch!"
Miss Finch turns towards the eager young lad, "All right, Little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate".
Miss Finch smiles and says, "Well, little Johnny, that sure is a mouthful!".
Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Finch, you're thinking of a blowjob".