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Chuck Norris Facts
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     Anti Chuck Norris Facts
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Dirty Jokes
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     Dirty Riddles
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Funny Jokes
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     Funny Puns
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     Funny Rhymes
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     Funny Riddles
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Gross Jokes
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     Potty Jokes
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Jack Bauer Facts
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Knock Knock Jokes
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Lawyer Jokes
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     Lawyer Riddles
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Little Johnny Jokes
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Men Jokes
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     Blond Jokes
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     Gay Jokes
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     Men Riddles
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Political Jokes
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     Bush Jokes
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     Clinton Jokes
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     Dick Cheney Jokes
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     Obama Jokes
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     Political Riddles
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Redneck Jokes
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     Might be a Redneck
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Religious Jokes
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Sports Jokes
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     Golf Jokes
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     Hunting Jokes
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Women Jokes
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     Blonde Jokes
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     Lesbian Jokes
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     Redhead Jokes
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     Woman Riddles
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Yo Momma Jokes

Current Rating - 3.67    With 15 votes

One day the students of a primary school class had homework to start reading a fantasy book.

"Well class, lets see what books you have been reading," the teacher says. "Alex, what book have you started to read?"

"I have started to read Harry Potter," Alex proudly states.

"Well done Alex, Henry, what book have you started to read?" The teacher asks.

"I have started to read Doctor Who!" Henry confidently says.

"That sounds interesting Henry, Johnny, what fantasy book have you started reading?"

Johnny stands up with a big toothy grin and says, "The Bible!"



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