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A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked, Johnny, what's the matter sweetie?
Little Johnny replied, "I have a pain in my side! I think I'm going to have a wife!"