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It was the 1st day of of 1st grade for Little Johny and he was really excited. In class his teacher said: "Now that we're all grown-up we aren't going to use little baby talk anymore. Instead we're going to use "Grown-up" words! Now who would like to start by telling about their summer?"
A girl named Suzie was waving her hand so the teacher called on her. She said: "This summer I rode a choo-choo! "
The teacher said "No.. we don't say choo-choo, say "train" Remember to use Grown-Up Words.? Now who's next?"
Little Johny was called on and he replyed "This summer I went to Disneyland and saw Winnie the Shit!"