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One morning a husband awoke and decided he wanted to go duck hunting. He woke his wife and told her, "You have three choices, either go duck hunting with me, let me fuck you up the ass, or give me a blow job. I have to run out get the dog, and load up the truck. You had better decide by the time I get back."
He returned after a while, and said to his wife, "Well, what have you decided to do?"
To which she replied, "Well, I sure don't want to go duck hunting, and I'm sure the hell not going to let you fuck me up the ass, so I guess I'll give you a blow job."
She begins to suck on his dick, and all the sudden stops and begins spitting and choking.
He said to her, "What's the problem?"
She replies, "SHIT! My god, your dick tastes like shit!"
He replied, "Oh yeah, the dog didn't want to go duck hunting either."