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A guy goes to hell. Upon arrival, he is greeted by Satan. Satan informs him of his situation and explains that he will have two choices for his punishment. First, Satan takes him to the boiler room. In there, the man sees people working shoveling coal into the boilers. They're all hot and completely miserable. Satan asks the man if this is where he would like to be; he replys with a resounding "No".
Satan then takes him to his second choice. They arrive at a room full of people standing in shit. The smell is horrible, but everyone seems to be relatively happy. The man decides that this will be his eternal punishment. Satan says OK, get in the room. The man enters the room.
Then, Satan says, OK, breaks over, everybody back to standing on their heads.