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This guy Dan walks into a whore house and buys a prostitute. He goes into a room and starts to have sex with her. All of a sudden he pulls out and says "I cant take it. You're like sandpaper down there, it's all dry and rough.
So the prostitute says "I'll go to the bathroom and fix that."
When she comes back and he starts having sex with her again he says "Oh baby thats so much better, what in hell did you do?"
She says "Oh not much really. I just picked the scabs and let it puss."