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A guy walks into a whorehouse. says, give me the cheapest whore you got. The pimp replies, she's ten dollars but you can only eat her out. The man agrees and the pimp leads him to a room. leaves, comes back later with a lady and says have fun. The lady lays on the bed spreads eagle and says go ahead.
The man starts to eat her out, and five minutes into it starts to choke. The man coughs up a pea and discards the idea. He goes back to his business and begins to choke again. This time he coughs up a piece of corn. And gives her a questionable look and continues nonetheless. Later he begins to choke once more this time on a piece of beef.
The man says "Damn Baby you sick or something".
She replies "of course not, but the guy before you was."