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Once, there was a middle-aged man named Herman who decided to try a different golf course than his usual.
On the second hole he met up with another man, named Elmer, so they decided to golf together.
As they were teeing off on the 6th hole, a gorgeous naked woman runs past, followed by two men in white coats.
Herman looks in awe at the woman, and a few seconds later another man in a white coat runs by holding two buckets of sand.
Herman then asks Elmer, "What the hell was that?" to which Elmer replies, "There is a mental institution down the street and every day, that woman tries to escape. The men in the white coats are the ones trying to catch her. The person who catches her gets to carry her back."
Herman thought for a moment then said, "OK, but who was the man holding the sand buckets?"
Elmer answered, "He caught her yesterday, the sand is his handicap."