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A bum asked a man on the street for $2.
"Will you buy booze?" the man asks.
To which the bum replies, "No, I don’t drink."
The man took in the bum’s tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"
Again the bum replies, "No, I don’t gamble."
Intrigued, the man took another tack. "Will you make bets at the golf course?"
And once again the bum replies "No, I don’t play golf."
Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf?"