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Terry, a gay guy, is in Brighton for a day trip. He sees a tattoo shop and decides he'll surprise his bum chum Bob and have a tattoo done on his arse.
He goes into the shop, looks at the brochure and says to the tattooist, "Oh he's a big boy, who's that?".
The tattooist says "That's a famous old boxer, Muhammed Ali".
"Well", says Terry, "Do a picture of him on my left bum cheek".
The tattooist does the biz and Terry is so impressed he goes through the brochure again. "Who's that??", says Terry.
"That's Mike Tyson, another boxer" replies the tattooist.
"Ooh, he's so butch, I'll have him on my right bum cheek", says Terry.
Well, Terry gets home and he says to his mate Bob, "Look at this sweetie" and he drops his strides and bares all.
"Oh my God!" says Bob, "I never going into the ring with those two"