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Two elderly gay men, John and Curtis were visiting each other at a Miami beach front condominium.
John asks, "So, what are you doing for excitement these days?"
Curtis replies, "Oh, I watch the soap operas and the talk shows on TV. There's nothing else. How about you? What do you do for excitement?
John answers, "What can one do these days? Once in a while I suck on a LifeSaver."
Curtis says, "My, my aren't you lucky you live so close to the beach!"