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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic professor. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the professor with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."