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Two retired gentlemen are sitting on a park bench in Gainesville.
The first one asks the second what he used to do.
The second says "Well, I used to be a beekeeper in Wisconsin, but a fire burned the warehouse to the ground, so I collected the insurance and retired. What about you?"
The first man says "Well, I used to be a beekeeper, too, but a flood wiped out my whole business. So I took the insurance money and retired, too."
The second beekeeper thinks for a while, then asks "How do you start a flood?"