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Monica and Lorrena Bobbit were walking through the park one day. From behind a bush jumped a man wearing a trench coat. He opened his coat and flashed them both.
The women stared as he was overly endowed. After a moment, Monica says "Do you still have your knife Lorena?"
"Yes I do" she replies and pulls it out of her purse.
"Where do you want me to cut" she asks.
"Here and here" replies Monica, pointing to the corners of her mouth.