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A guy walks into a bar, walks up to the counter and orders a shot.
While drinking he over hears a few men talking. "Damn Billy how do you get your dick bigger" asked the first man.
"Well when I'm home I flick it twice tap it 3 times on my bed post, then jack off" replied Billy.
So the man walks out of the bar and goes home. That night he flicks his dick twice, taps it three times on the bed post, and jacks off.
The sperm then hits his wife in the face. His wife sits up and sais "Billy is that you?"