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A guy walks into a bar, has a few beers, and starts to become buddies with the bartender. The bartender says "come in the back, I want to show you something".
The guy follows the bartender into the back and sees a gorilla sitting down with a dented toaster besides it. The bartender says "watch this".. he picks up the toaster and bashes the gorilla over the head with it. The gorilla gets down on its knees, unzips the bartenders pants and proceeds to suck him off.
The bartender looks at the guy and says "you wanna give it a try?".
The guy says "sure, but you don't have to hit me with that toaster".