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A guy has been shipwrecked on a small deserted island with a pig and a dog. After awhile, he starts getting kind of horny so he decides he has to screw one of the two animals. After a short debate with himself, he decides the pig is his choice for a love doll.
He sets off chasing the pig and finally traps it. He pulls down his pants and is just about to nail the pig up the pooper, when the dog suddenly bites him in the ass! The guy kicks the dog away but the pig also gets away. The guy traps the pig again after a long chase. He pulls his pants down again, and is just about to slip it the snake when the dog bites him in the ass again!
Again, he has to let the pig go while he kicks the dog away. The guy decides he has to come up with a plan to keep the dog away. He sits down against a tree and begins to think, but he's so tired from chasing the pig, that he falls asleep.
The guy awakens an hour later to a beautiful fairy girl standing absolutely naked in front of him. She says, "I've been put here for one hour to do anything for you, but only for an hour and then I must go grant someone else a wish."
The guy thinks a minute, then asks her, "Could you hold onto that dog for an hour?"