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This guy enters a bar one night and ask the bar tender for ten shots of tequila, the bartender looks up and asks ten shots whats the occasion?
The man replies well I'm celebrating.
The barkeep asks celebrating what?
My first blow job.
Well hell let me buy you a shot on the house.
The man replies shit if ten dont get the taste out of my mouth I don't know what will!