Home
Random Jokes
Submit a Joke
Jokes by Email
Webmasters

Random Dirty Jokes



Surprise Me!

Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html)
Chuck Norris Facts Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Anti_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html)

     Anti Chuck Norris Facts Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Dirty_Jokes.html)

Dirty Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Dirty_Riddles.html)

     Dirty Riddles Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Funny_Jokes.html)

Funny Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Funny_Puns.html)

     Funny Puns Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Funny_Rhymes.html)

     Funny Rhymes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Funny_Riddles.html)

     Funny Riddles Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Gross_Jokes.html)

Gross Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Potty_Jokes.html)

     Potty Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Jack_Bauer_Facts.html)

Jack Bauer Facts Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Knock_Knock_Jokes.html)

Knock Knock Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Lawyer_Jokes.html)

Lawyer Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Lawyer_Riddles.html)

     Lawyer Riddles Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Little_Johnny_Jokes.html)

Little Johnny Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Men_Jokes.html)

Men Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Blond_Jokes.html)

     Blond Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Gay_Jokes.html)

     Gay Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Men_Riddles.html)

     Men Riddles Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Political_Jokes.html)

Political Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Bush_Jokes.html)

     Bush Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Clinton_Jokes.html)

     Clinton Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Dick_Cheney_Jokes.html)

     Dick Cheney Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Obama_Jokes.html)

     Obama Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Political_Riddles.html)

     Political Riddles Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Redneck_Jokes.html)

Redneck Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Might_be_a_Redneck.html)

     Might be a Redneck Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Religious_Jokes.html)

Religious Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Sports_Jokes.html)

Sports Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Golf_Jokes.html)

     Golf Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Hunting_Jokes.html)

     Hunting Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Women_Jokes.html)

Women Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Blonde_Jokes.html)

     Blonde Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Lesbian_Jokes.html)

     Lesbian Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Redhead_Jokes.html)

     Redhead Jokes Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Woman_Riddles.html)

     Woman Riddles Cannot write file ()
closing chmod failed (/home/qclicks/adultjokeratingmachine.com/jokes/Random_Yo_Momma_Jokes.html)

Yo Momma Jokes

Current Rating - 2.99    With 301 votes

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.

"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Damn", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."



Rate This Joke
5 - Joke Totally Rocks! 4 - Great Joke 3 - Good Joke 2 - Ok Joke 1 - Joke Sucks!
 
Random Dirty Jokes spacer image