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Hillary and Bill are fast asleep when, at 2a.m. Hillary awakens and needs to go to the bathroom.
She pokes Bill in the side and says, "Wake up. Bill, wake up!"
Bill stirs and says, "Hillary, it’s 2 o’clock in the morning! What do you want?"
Hillary replies, "I have to go to the bathroom."
"Well, go then! Why are you waking me up?"
To which, Hillary answers "I want you to save my place."