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Bill Clinton was at home, sitting down flicking the channels over when he sees the Miss Universe contest on and starts to watch it.
Then the phone rings suddenly.
"Hello," Bill says.
A husky female voice breathes into the receiver. "I've always wanted to listen to your voice while masturbating, Mr. President," the voice purrs down the phone.
Bill looks shocked and says, "That's amazing! How did you know I was masturbating?!"