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One day Little Johnny yelled out in public, "George Bush is the biggest asshole in the entire history of mankind!"
The police overheard it and put Little Johnny in jail for 10 years.
When Little Johnny came out, he asked, "Why did you put me in jail so long?!"
The police answered, "I put you in one month for insulting the president. The 9 years and 11 months was for saying confidential information."