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At an international medical conference the doctors are discussing advances in medicine in their regions. An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
A German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor snorts: "That's nothing. You guys are way behind us. In the USA, we take a guy with no brains, no heart, and no balls and make him President of the United States and in a week the whole country is looking for work!"