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Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things- chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that Little Johnny was getting bored, and his uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, Uncle Joe had an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"
This seemed to cheer Little Johnny up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, Little Johnny returned.
"How did you enjoy that?" asked Uncle Joe.
"It was great!" exclaimed Little Johnny. "Got any more dogs?"