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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was Little Johnny on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to Little Johnny, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Little Johnny said, "Yeah."
Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike." The cop then proceeded to issue Little Johnny a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
Little Johnny took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring Little Johnny, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."
Little Johnny said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."