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Little Johnny overturned his wagon loaded with hay by mistake. He began to cry.

The neighbor farmer who was close by came to comfort Johnny. "Don't you worry, accidents happen all the time. Come have an ice-cream. Then we will use my horse to get the wagon on its wheels again."

"Thanks" said Johnny "but Dad would be mad."

But the farmer would not hear of Johnny's protests and took him over to the house and got an ice-cream from his freezer.

"Thanks", said Little Johnny, "but now I must hurry or Dad will be real mad."

"No, he won't, he knows that accidents happen. By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon", replied Little Johnny.

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