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A foursome is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies’ tee.

The ladies are taking their time and when the last one is finally ready to hit the ball, she hacks at it and it only goes about 10 feet. She walks up to it and hacks away again... another 10 feet.

After the third time, she looks up at the men waiting and, in frustration, says, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn’t help!"

One of the men immediately replies, "Maybe you should have taken golf lessons instead!"

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