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How many Bush officials does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: "There's nothing wrong with that light bulb. It's a good bulb, it's working hard, and it has served us honorably. When you say it's burned out, you're giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, we never, ever change it. Real men don't need artificial light."