FOR ENGLAND FOOTBALL FANS
BECKHAM goes into a boozer and asks for a bitter
BARMAN says "Pint?"
BECKHAM "Just a Half" Then I'm off
Why is DAVID BATTY like a jigsaw?
They both go to pieces in the box.
What's the difference between BECKHAM and a Airfix model with no adhesive?
One a glueless kit.
What's the difference between a water truck and BECKHAM'S school teachers?
One's a water tanker, the other's taught a W***er
What's the difference between BECKHAM and POSH SPICE?
POSH SPICE doesn't kick out when tackled from behind
What's the similarity between David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher?
The both come in posh boxes
OXO have just released a special limited edition David Beckham cube.
They've called it Laughing Stock
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