Religious Joke of the Day
I just applied to the City of Los Angeles for a building permit for a new house on a vacant lot in downtown L.A. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over. With a loud outside sound system, it would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. Building and Safety told me no way in hell.