Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas.
One says, "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shoppin today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"
Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothin, my wifes dumber than that! She went shoppin yesterday and had a washin machine delivered."
They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!
The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my womans got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six condoms. Hell, she ain't got no pecker."
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