A redheaded woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "STOP!! STOP!! You're NOT going to... to cut it off, ARE YOU?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, laid down the hacksaw within her husbands reach and said "Nope. I'm going to set the garage on fire."