REDHEADS ARE FAMOUS FOR THEIR TEMPERS AND UNPREDICTABILITY...HOW FAMOUS?
Redheads don't sleep...they wait.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3? A redhead.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, a redhead jumps out.
How sexy are redheads? A group of redheads once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
Redheads put the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
A cobra bit a redhead. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
A redheads dog is trained to clean up its own poop, because a redhead refuses to take sh** off anyone!
If a redhead gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Death once had a near-redhead experience.
A redhead can have both feet on the ground and still kick your ass.
The only time a redhead was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.
A redheaded woman can make a paraplegic man run for his life...
Redheads don't have to use pick-up lines. They simply say, "Now."
Redheads don't play hide-and-seek. They play "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
A redheaded woman is so stubborn she can beat the sun at a staring competition.
A redhead is probably the reason Waldo is hiding.
There is no such thing as gay men - only men who haven't met a sexy redheaded woman.
When redheads run with scissors, others will get hurt.
A redhead gave Mona Lisa that smile...
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