Little Johnny Joke of the Day
Dirty Little Johnny was in grammar class. The teacher was playing a word association game. She'd give a student a letter of the alphabet, and the student should give the teacher a word starting with that letter. She could not give Little Johnny "A", because he's say "Asshole". She couldn't give him "B", he'd say "Bitch". "C", he'd say "Cunt", and so on.