A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list.
"Lady," Little Johnny explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
Little Johnny answered, "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
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