Gross Joke of the Day

Paddy and Mick were approaching a Londonderry pub which had been destroyed by a Protestant bomb only minutes before. As they passed, a head rolled out of the smouldering ruins and across the pavement before them.

Paddy stooped, picked it up and held it for Mick to see. "Shure now Mick, isn't this Sean Murphy?"

"No, Paddy, no, it couldn't be. It's an amazin' resemblance, but Murphy was taller than that."