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An international convention on sexuality was convened in Brussels some years back. One of the panel discussions was on the topic of why the penis had its distinctive shape.

The first presenter was a sexologist from France, who proclaimed that after spending hundreds of millions of francs on developing the study, locating subjects, and compiling results, the penis was shaped just so to provide maximum pleasure to the woman.

The second presenter was an acclaimed physician from London, who explained that after a cost of a few million pounds and several months' worth of research and testing, the penis was shaped just so to provide maximum pleasure to the man.

The third presenter was a Texan, wide-brimmed Stetson hat and all, who was a porno film mogul. He proclaimed that after spending about fifty bucks and showing his videos to a bunch of his drinking buddies, the penis was shaped just so to keep someone's hand from sliding off the end.

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