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Blonde Joke of the Day

This blond runs off the road in her BMW into a tree bumping her head getting a slight concussion.

All of a sudden she yells out, "Help! I can't see! Please Help me I am blind! Help!"

This paramedic arrives and kneeling in front of her, holds up his hand and says, "It's ok Miss! Calm down! How many fingers have I got up?"

She then blurts,"Fuck I am paralysed too? HELP!

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